Meet the World's Unluckiest — Not to Mention Entitled — Porch Pirate

This teen swiped a booby-trapped package that showered him with glitter, and then he hurt his wrist while fleeing. This is why no lawyer will represent him.

# Meet the World's Unluckiest — Not to Mention Entitled — Porch Pirate This teen swiped a booby-trapped package that showered him with glitter, and then he hurt his wrist while fleeing. This is why no lawyer will represent him. **Read the full article:** [Kiplinger](https://www.kiplinger.com/personal-finance/why-this-porch-pirate-cant-get-a-lawyer) *This article was originally published by Kiplinger. MoneyWiseInc provides expert curation of the best financial content from trusted sources.*